Peppa Pig may have become the latest victim of Tony Abbott’s budget of broken promises, it was revealed today.
When asked whether Peppa Pig was safe from Tony Abbott’s axe, ABC Managing Director Mark Scott could give no guarantee.
In a worrying development, unconfirmed reports indicate that bacon was on the menu at Bronwyn Bishop’s now infamous fundraiser.
Cabinet Minister Barnaby Joyce appeared to confirm Peppa’s fate this afternoon when he said:
“Last time I had Peppa Pig it was #23 in my local Thai restaurant.”
But the Government may have bit off more than it can chew this time.
If you think University students are upset, wait until pre-schoolers find out that Peppa may have been sent to the Abbottoir.
It is now up to Malcolm Turnbull to stand up to the carnivores in the Cabinet and save Peppa’s bacon.
WEDNESDAY, 28 MAY 2014
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